The Extinction

“So many opportunities to die out there, yet some people refuse to take initiative.”

– Samantha MacQuontoliosourniousimonsonian

Carnage reigns across Earth. The invincible Practical Forecasters besiege cities; the omnipotent overlord Happy Cloud watches from the skies; and the industrious Duprins introduce Practicide, a mysterious substance that turns plants, animals, and even other humans into hive-minded killing machines.

Featuring robotic arms, Tizzle Top tanks, out-of-control ferris wheels, the Happy Cloud Cult, nuclear missiles, Von Squidsen, and everything in between, The Extinction follows a team of ordinary humans as they journey across the United States and the cold, open ocean in a desperate attempt to outlast humanity’s destruction for as long as they possibly can.

568 pages

Published 2023